The wedding speech you keep putting off, written tonight.

Answer a few questions about them. Get a speech built from your real stories, in your voice, in minutes.

Start my speech How it works
Best man · Saturday
Written from two stories about Marcus S

Three minutes of questions. A speech that sounds like you.

No blank page, no toast templates, no borrowed jokes. Your stories are the speech. We just know where everything goes.

1

Tell us about them

Who you are to them, a couple of real memories, and how funny you want to get.

2

Read your opening free

We write the actual first lines of your speech and map every beat, before you pay anything.

3

Unlock the full package

Three complete drafts, cue cards for the podium, and delivery notes written for your exact speech.

Everything you need to stand up and nail it.

  • Three complete drafts: your tone, a funnier cut, and a short safe version
  • Cue cards that hold the whole speech in nine glances
  • Delivery notes for your exact speech: the pauses, the glass, the laugh lines
  • Read your real opening free before paying a cent
$29 one time

A professional speechwriter charges $300 and needs two weeks. If your package isn't right, reply to your receipt within 24 hours for a full refund.

Start my speech

Let's write it.

Questions people ask at 1am

Will it sound like AI wrote it?

It's built only from the stories and details you give us, with a hard rule against inventing facts. The words are shaped around your material, so it sounds like you on a very good day. You also get three drafts, so you pick the one that feels most like your voice.

The wedding is this weekend. Is that enough time?

That's our specialty. The questions take about three minutes, the preview arrives in seconds, and the full package is ready about two minutes after that. You could be rehearsing within the hour.

Can I change things?

It's yours in plain text. Copy it, cut lines, swap words, make it more you. The cue cards make it easy to rehearse whatever version you land on.

Is what I share private?

Your stories are used to write your speech and for nothing else. They're never published, shared, or used as examples.